JENNY GABS ON: Krang's Android Body (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Playmates, 1994)

One of the reasons I started this blog is not just to share my opinions of the latest and greatest, but also to archive the stuff in my collection that doesn't have a whole lot in the way of text and pictures online, and to share the stories that come with them. At my heart I'm an archivist, which I suppose is a nicer way of saying "packrat," but I kind of see us all as custodians of knowledge that the masses have deemed disposable. Toy collectors have known the value of physical media all our lives. And while it's great to throw YouTube on after a hard day at work, I've always preferred text, and writing is one of my strengths. The Internet keeps getting increasingly unusable and populated by bots and AI-generated text, but I'm going to gamely continue on making human-generated content until the robots drag me away.

Speaking of robots, Krang's Android Body! Playmates first made a giant version in 1991 to fit the original Krang figure, but the landscape of the kid world was wildly different three years later. TMNT's third movie failed to make the splash of the first two and color coded dinosaur themed karate teens filled the void in our little elementary school brains. Turtles was on the back burner for me as well, but when I saw this figure hanging on the pegs at Target I begged my mom to get him for me. I loved villains, I loved Krang, and I had missed out on the giant one. This was the last new Turtles figure I acquired during the original run--I had one of the Mini-Mutant playsets, and the Raph version of the Muta Force mech suit, but as far as regular 5" figures, Krang was the end of the line. Until Next Mutation, because there was a *girl Turtle*! (And it was bad, but that's a story for another day.)

Krang's Android Body stands right at 5" tall thanks to his antenna, which makes him taller than most other Turtles figures, but a lot of them are hunched over or squatting, so he tends to look a little undersized. He fits great with ReAction figures though! He's largely a downscaled version of his 11" counterpart, with the jagged mouth and more colorful palette Playmates cooked up for that figure. Personally I like this fiercer look better than the bored bald guy from the cartoon. Why do some people prefer "toy" looks? I think it's because we spent more time with our action figures than the animated characters, who were only on for a half hour a day. The child mind isn't focused on details but on vibes. All the little gaps and greeblies on the body are painted, which was kind of rare for Playmates. The android body has swivel wrists, shoulders, hips, and neck, and an opening door on the belly to remove the tiny Krang.

The little alien overlord is less than half the size of his 1989 figure, and is just one solid blob of pink-painted plastic. He's got a jagged smile on his face and his tentacles raised in triumph. The figure includes one accessory specifically for Krang, that being a downscaled version of the walker from his original figure cast in cerulean plastic. It's pretty simple--each side has a leg and an arm molded together and glued to the platform, no articulation, and no way to hold Krang in place, but it's still a nice inclusion. The legs on mine are kind of warped but he can remain standing. Due to the lack of articulation he's going to be stuck wildly gesticulating but that's pretty on brand for him. It also kind of looks like he's doing the Johnny Bravo dance. Whoa mama!

The other three accessories are all meant to represent the android body's ability to morph its hands into various tools and weapons. We've got a cool sci-fi blaster hand, a claw hand that looks a bit like the head of a Mouser, and what I always used as a communicator but may be some kind of remote control. On a modern figure these would probably be swappable hands (and not cerulean), but here they merely slip over the figure's hands. The claw is articulated for chompy action, but you'll have to pretend you can't see his hand peeking out. I'm astounded I managed not to lose any of these pieces over the years. But I always took fairly good care of my toys, especially an A-list villain like Krang. He's got some minor paint wear and scuffs on the belly window but he's not too bad.

As a late addition to the line the standard sized android body is kind of rare. Nowhere near the likes of Scratch or Shogun Shoate, of course, but expect to pay right around $100 for a loose and complete one. Playmates never reissued this figure, although in a bizarre turn the mini Krang was packed in with a 2009 reissue of the original Shredder, before that concept had been utterly run into the ground. Today there are a number of options for your Krang's Android Body needs--more cartoon accurate, more articulated, etc. You probably don't need this one. But for me, he'll always be special.

Today, September 29, was my mom's birthday. This is the first year I'm spending it without her. Mom was responsible for fostering my childhood understanding of geek stuff. I could see characters like Spider-Man or C-3PO on TV and she could give me at least a rough rundown of what their deal was. She was a spoiler, and she gifted me many toys over the years. Hell, as recently as last Christmas she gave me some Ninja Turtles figures. I remember where I was when I received most of my childhood collection--I guess it's just how I form memories, I connect them to some object, and that's usually a toy. She didn't even question that I needed Krang. Obviously I needed Krang--this was the woman who pounded the pavement and enlisted coworkers to help secure me a Technodrome for Christmas a few years before. She knew enough about the things I was into, and she knew that Krang was more essential than Beach Bum Michelangelo or some third-string X-Man. 

She wouldn't have classified herself as a collector, but her Barbies and 100+ nail powder dips, neatly arranged in acrylic drawers with swatch sticks hanging on the wall above them, would beg to differ. I'm so much like my mom, and I'm so grateful for the moments and memories she gave me. I look at this goofy bald guy in red shorts and I'm back in 1994 looking up at her smiling face, her surprise that they made a normal-sized Krang, and her genuine excitement to make her kid's day. That's what really makes these things special, the people and the moments they connect you to. I love you Mom.

JENNY GABS ON: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael (glow in the dark SDCC exclusive) (TMNT Reaction+, Super7, 2026)

As it happens, one of the last things Playmates will do with the TMNT license is a crossover with GI Joe. And they're cool, but they're very much in the style of Playmates TMNT, meaning too big (or too small, I guess, if you're a Classified collector) to mingle with regular Joes. For the more literal minded among us, Super7's got us covered.

I love Super7 because they have a similar idea of what makes toys cool as I do. If you get it, you get it. And one of their go-to gimmicks for convention exclusives is glow in the dark variants. Hot on the heels of TMNT Reaction+ series 1, one of their exclusives for San Diego Comic-Con 2026 was a box set of all four Turtles in Reaction+ style, cast in glow in the dark green plastic. This is especially significant because, as of right now, they haven't announced single carded/non-glow versions of Leo and Mikey. They're probably still coming, but if you don't want to wait it makes sense to snag all four of the boys in one box, if you can live with the gimmick.

The Turtles are no strangers to 3 3/4" scale, as Super7 has already released a ton of figures in the 5POA Reaction format. Those figures took their design cues mainly from the vintage Playmates toys, just like the Ultimates did before Playmates decided to screw with Super7's business, like they did with NECA's before. (This is one of several reasons I won't miss them!) The Reaction+ Turtles seem to be primarily cartoon-adjacent, judging from the color schemes chosen for Shredder and the Foot. It's even more apparent here, with the glow plastic giving them a brighter shade of green than their single-carded versions, and the green shells which...actually don't match the cartoon, but do match a lot of Nickelodeon stock artwork promoting the '87 cartoon versions of the Turtles. Huh.

How does the O-ring construction work with these guys? A lot of the solicits say they have nine points of articulation, but that's just not accurate. They have the same articulation as any other Reaction+ figure, but because they're wider side to side than front to back the waist basically functions like an ab crunch. I'm not sure where that 9POA line came from. Another positive improvement from the earlier Reactions is that the Turtles are appropriately shorter in stature than an average figure, accomplished via shorter upper leg pieces. This has the humorous effect of making the older figures look like people wearing mascot costumes when compared to the new ones.

They all have unique head sculpts, with Mikey characteristically being the only Turtle with a smile, Raph mean mugging, Donnie with his jaw set in concentration, and Leo perhaps channeling his 1988 Playmates grimace. From the neck down they're all the same. The shells function like backpacks to facilitate changing the O-ring. There are all kinds of sculptural Easter eggs on the back side of the shells--a communicator, a couple of shuriken, a pair of kunai, a canister of ooze, and of course, pizza.

Their weapons are color coded, which is charmingly corny. I've seen some complaints about Mikey's club-like chucks but they follow the same design language as Ninja Force-era ARAH weaponry, so they're fine by me. Could you design them with little chains, or maybe have a set of "spinning" chucks? Sure, probably. But that's not the point of releases like this. Raph's sais are extremely thin and stiff so take care when inserting and removing them. Donnie can't really hold his bo with both hands in a convincing manner but he sure can fake it. Leo's swords are great, no notes.

Super7 really doesn't play around when it comes to glow in the dark stuff.  The glow is extremely bright and long lasting! And this was just from being in the sunlight in my living room while taking the earlier photographs. If you supercharge them with a quick dip under a UV lamp they'll emit a faint glow even in a dimly lit room. This is doing nothing to curb my desire for a whole shelf of GITD stuff, by the way.

As of this writing the fate of Super7's TMNT license is unknown but likely wrapping up. I'm glad they were able to get all four brothers out in the Reaction+ format before the end. It's bittersweet, things ending right as a new format is launching, but between both the 5POA and O-ring figures there's a pretty robust collection with all of the essential characters covered. Your mileage may vary when it comes to how distracting you find the translucent green plastic compared to the solid ones. As you can see, they scale just about perfectly with the downsized Technodrome from a couple years ago. If you've got one of those, why not have some glowing turtle boys climbing the outer shell?