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September 07, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Powerglide (Transformers Age of the Primes, Hasbro, 2026)
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Was it all a dream? I came back to Transformers during a transitional (in more than one sense) period of my life. For some reason the prospe...
September 04, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael (glow in the dark SDCC exclusive) (TMNT Reaction+, Super7, 2026)
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As it happens, one of the last things Playmates will do with the TMNT license is a crossover with GI Joe. And they're cool, but they...
September 02, 2026
The Story So Far
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Hi, I'm Jenn, or Jenny since we're friends. I've been a toy collector for as long as I can remember. (Hi Jenny!) My story begins...
August 31, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Gas Skunk (Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Hasbro, 2001)
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As the Japanese Beast Era petered out and Beast Machines failed to excite in the West, Hasbro and Takara decided to change tack and start co...
August 26, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Pirate Captain Brutus (Port Borgo) (Star Wars: Epic World of Action, Hasbro, 2025)
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I've always been fond of the Shistavanen wolfman species, much more than George Lucas, who excised the two original wolfmen (Lak Sivra...
August 23, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Gigawatt (Transformers Collaborative, Hasbro,2020/2025)
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Jigga who? Gigawatt! The DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future is one of the most iconic nerd vehicles of all time. At least I thin...
August 19, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: He-Man and Skeletor (Masters of the Universe Mighty Masters, Mattel, 2026)
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In this modern world of hyper articulation and media accuracy, it's easy to forget where we came from. As an action figure a...
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