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October 06, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Kestrel (Delta-17, 5x5 Toys, 2023)
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One of the great things about the classic ARAH line, and a strength that I'm surprised Hasbro has never really leaned into, was its dive...
September 29, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Krang's Android Body (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Playmates, 1994)
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One of the reasons I started this blog is not just to share my opinions of the latest and greatest, but also to archive the stuff in my coll...
September 25, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Starscream Armor Scare Glow (Masters of the Universe X Transformers, Mattel, 2026)
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It's interesting how different companies approach these collaborative projects. Hasbro has designated Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee...
September 22, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: General Mortífero (Operation: Recall, Locomotion Media Group, 2026)
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The world sucks right now, but you've gotta look for the bright spots where you can find them. For example, we're living in an absol...
September 18, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Kane (Masters of the WWE Universe, Mattel, 2021)
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Masters of the WWE Universe is back! Kind of. If your Walmarts are anything like mine, they're in a constant state of being picked clean...
September 14, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Time Traveler (yellow), Micronauts Reaction+, Super7, 2026
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Genealogy lesson--Hasbro licensed GI Joe to Takara to make Combat Joe. Combat Joe evolved into Henshin Cyborg, which got shrunk down during ...
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September 11, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Shockwave (Transformers War for Cybertron: Siege, Hasbro, 2018)
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Shockwave is one of the core Decepticons, but for whatever reason it took Hasbro until late 2018 to make a worthwhile Generations figure for...
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