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October 06, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Kestrel (Delta-17, 5x5 Toys, 2023)
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One of the great things about the classic ARAH line, and a strength that I'm surprised Hasbro has never really leaned into, was its dive...
September 29, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Krang's Android Body (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Playmates, 1994)
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One of the reasons I started this blog is not just to share my opinions of the latest and greatest, but also to archive the stuff in my coll...
September 25, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Starscream Armor Scare Glow (Masters of the Universe X Transformers, Mattel, 2026)
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It's interesting how different companies approach these collaborative projects. Hasbro has designated Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee...
September 22, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: General Mortífero (Operation: Recall, Locomotion Media Group, 2026)
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The world sucks right now, but you've gotta look for the bright spots where you can find them. For example, we're living in an absol...
September 18, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Kane (Masters of the WWE Universe, Mattel, 2021)
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Masters of the WWE Universe is back! Kind of. If your Walmarts are anything like mine, they're in a constant state of being picked clean...
September 11, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Shockwave (Transformers War for Cybertron: Siege, Hasbro, 2018)
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Shockwave is one of the core Decepticons, but for whatever reason it took Hasbro until late 2018 to make a worthwhile Generations figure for...
September 07, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Powerglide (Transformers Age of the Primes, Hasbro, 2026)
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Was it all a dream? I came back to Transformers during a transitional (in more than one sense) period of my life. For some reason the prospe...
September 04, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael (glow in the dark SDCC exclusive) (TMNT Reaction+, Super7, 2026)
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As it happens, one of the last things Playmates will do with the TMNT license is a crossover with GI Joe. And they're cool, but they...
August 31, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Gas Skunk (Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Hasbro, 2001)
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As the Japanese Beast Era petered out and Beast Machines failed to excite in the West, Hasbro and Takara decided to change tack and start co...
August 26, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Pirate Captain Brutus (Port Borgo) (Star Wars: Epic World of Action, Hasbro, 2025)
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I've always been fond of the Shistavanen wolfman species, much more than George Lucas, who excised the two original wolfmen (Lak Sivra...
August 23, 2026
JENNY GABS ON: Gigawatt (Transformers Collaborative, Hasbro,2020/2025)
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Jigga who? Gigawatt! The DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future is one of the most iconic nerd vehicles of all time. At least I thin...
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